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About this Game
Medieval sim: transform environment, produce, build, bunch of game modes
This is not your grandma’s peaceful farming sim. Welcome to the REAL (and chaotic) Middle Ages!
As a noble Lord, you thought life would be wine and feasts? Wrong. Your life is now about wiping up messes—literally.
This is a simulation game focused on managing PEOPLE, not just crops. Your villagers are your workforce, but they are also your biggest headache. You must command this ragtag bunch to produce resources and serve picky Noble Tourists to earn Gold.
What happens if you ignore their needs? Well, prepare for chaos.
【Game Features】
💩 Core Gameplay: Chaos Management
Managing a potato field is easy; managing these villagers is a nightmare.
No Toilets? Your beautiful plaza will soon be covered in "suspicious piles." Villagers will relieve themselves wherever they please.
Too Much Ale? A happy tavern quickly turns into a fight club. Drunk villagers don't work; they brawl.
Weird Traits: Some villagers refuse to bathe (stinking up the workplace), some are gossips (distracting everyone), and some are just plain lazy. Your job is to tolerate... err, manage them.
🌲 Design Your Land (To Hide the Ugly Bits)
Plant trees, flowers, and place decorations freely. Not just for aesthetics, but to hide those ugly shacks from the Noble Tourists. A happy view means a bigger tip!
🍖 Keep Them Alive (Barely)
They need food, water, warmth, and medicine. If you ignore them, they won't just be sad—they’ll go on strike, get sick, or riot at your castle gates. Keep them happy for the sake of your wallet.
🔨 Be an Agriculture Tycoon or a Warlord Supplier
Want to monopolize the bread market? Or perhaps forge swords to sell to neighboring lords at war? The choice is yours. Build complex production chains and squeeze every penny of profit.
🎲 Random Events: A Lord’s Life is Never Boring
Every day brings a new surprise (or disaster). A influx of beggars? A Noble with food poisoning? A pig invasion? Deal with it, or pretend you didn't see it.
💰 Global Trade: Rip Off Your Neighbors
Thousands of trade demands flow through the market. Sell your useless rocks as "Premium Construction Materials" to other Lords. Show off your genius business skills.
🛡 Loyal Retainers (As Long as You Pay)
Hire skilled Retainers to help manage the chaos. But remember: they work for Gold, not loyalty. Miss a payday? They’ll vanish faster than you can say "Treason"—and they might take the treasury with them.
Are you ready to be the most stressed-out Lord in history? Download now and start your medieval therapy session!
